Gather ‘round for storytime!

These men masturbate for a hobby and then it becomes their whole lives.

And they’re trying to force us all to participate in jerking them off- even the pronouns are arousing to them

WTF did you just read?

Lmao, "I think my vagina is lubricating itself." These people are delusional. 🤦‍♂️ I love your facial expressions when you read these, MaryCate. They crack me the fuck up. 😂

We need a mary cate story time every evening before bed lol

That may not be good for your sleep quality 😆

They’re obsessed with sex it’s disgusting. They should be asking the corrupt doctor that gave them these sex changes why they can’t cum instead of asking people on Reddit who aren’t doctors. Yuck. 🤮

"Storytime with MaryCate", needs to be a thing, theme tune and everything!

I suspect their masturbation events are scheduled, and even show up on their shared outlook calendar.

Absolutely cracks me up to watch you read these. It’s hard for you to keep a straight face😂🙄