Gentlemen, is this true?

If a man is openly hitting on your wife in front of you, it means he doesn’t think you can beat him up. Years of bouncing have taught me that anyone married to a “hot chick” needs to know how to fight, or at least look like you know how to.

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Any human, that would allow that rat's nest anywhere near their peach is dead to me physically.

I wouldn't know. I have never been in the same room with a hot chick.

I know a guy who's married to a hot chick. And yes, all this is true. They have a charmed life as a result.

Yes. My wife is a "hot chick," and this is pretty accurate.

Wouldn't know

My favorite is when they get mad, mines hot and rich. They tell me to break up and divorce anytime I say we had a minor argument. We’re no longer friends, haters.

Nope. He's one of the 'Dudes for Harris'. Wearing cotton candy colored fuzzy jammie bottoms while making the bed is a dead give-a-way.

Who cares?