Gentlemen, write this down

This dudes a lowkey serial killer

No man should be doing all this because of a woman.

There are people who will think he’s being serious and try this

I think I’ve seen this film before 😅

“I wear my rain coat after dismembering the body so I don’t track any dna back into the shed.”

i will NOT be taking notes from him.

1. Not showering is FUCKING DISGUSTING. 2. Clothes in humidity -> smells like MILDEW 3. Salt in shoes to ground, but soles on top of it? Nope. Nope nope. 4. Don’t wear a fucking hat into a restaurant you heathen. 5. MAKEUP?! No. That’s our domain. Just shave beteeen your brows. 6. Planning out a conversation itinerary is D U M B and so is the watch in your ankle 7. No cheat sheet. No. 8. Gauze rolled arm? Useful ligature device for us. Thank you. 9. Zodiac moon charged water?! GTFO 10. Pet hair? No. Guys, do not do this.

This cannot be real. 😂

I used this technique last week and now I've been married for 20 years and we have 4 kids 10/10 highly recommend

After all this you have to pay the bill

Just be yourself 😭 I wouldn’t write this down

This guy is a serial killer

If u need all this… u have 0 game

Insecurity 🤣

“Step 1: lie about everything.”…

Gross

bros closet looks like a jail cell

He mentioned everything but the fava beans

Now imagine being this intentional about your career and life goals.

If you charcoal in your pockets you’ll minimize the chance of giving her the ick by accident because it purifies and absorbs

If you do this the woman you’re going on a date with will hate you and tell her friends who will tell her friends you are dirty and you stink

Lmao what a desperado

dude just go in and be yourself. acting like your about to take a placement exam

How did you get the dog hair. HOW DID YOU GET THE DOG HAIR!

I ain't doing all that shit😂😂😂

Whyyy, all this one no need for girl wey love you

All of this for a hug and a goodbye 😆

Nice - but a hat inside ain’t it.

Bro using 100% of his brain

This guy a psycho smh someone check on his date 🥴🤌

Serial killer

I ain't writing down shit ...