genuinely weeping at this

“I’m Patti LuPone and I’m scared” is an IMMEDIATE entry into the personal lexicon

The best (worst?) part is full well knowing if someone did aaaaaaany of that during a Patti show she'd basically call for that person's life and how people have no class anymore.

I’m Patti LuPone and I’m SCARED

God I really i am an old hag lol, I've reached the age where Patti lupone's antics don't make me laugh anymore,now I expect from her the professionalism and respect she demands from everyone near her. You knew what you were signing up for, for the love of god behave appropriately

I'm patti lupone and I'm

This is why immersive theatre is NOT for everyone!

This is the equivalent of Meryl going to see Hereditary and saying “IM MERYL AND IM SCARED”

talking at full volume😭😭 she really is an old lady

"I am Patti LuPone and I'm scared."

oh my god ahahahahah

Laura is a Zionist