German lesson of the day

She teaches German on TikTok

German is a wonderful language; it is very direct and gets to the point quickly. That's why English-native people always think that Germans are unfriendly.

German can sound very elegant and poetic, however German sentences can also be constructed like a freaking puzzle. Especially when you have a big long sentence with verb and then a verb pre-fix that changes the meaning of a verb from ten words ago.

@Bleispit I spent two years in Germany. Here's what I have never understood about the German language: Why is it that when a man speaks it, it sounds harsh and guttural. When a woman speaks it, it sounds pretty and musical. Warum denn?

@NatCon2022 Because German women are pretty! 😆 I married one! 😘

Other cool German insults are Calling someone a Lauch. Lauch means the vegetable leek. Basically Lauch is like the German term for soyboy. Also, windelweich or diaper soft.

Wurst Käse Szenario worst case scenario

Fun Fakt: German Government offered a sausage to everybody who didnt want to take the covid jab.

Wer anderen eine Bratwurst brät, braucht ein Bratwurstbratgerät

You forgot a few: Der frühe Vogel fängt die Wurst. Die dümmsten Bauern haben die grössten Würste. Das geht mir sowas an der Wurst vorbei. Eine Wurst macht noch keinen Sommer. Besser die Wurst in der Hand als die Taube auf dem Dach.

ich mag die alte nicht, sie sei wie: eeehrm, da gibt es diese extrem esoterische ausdrucksweise, die nie gelehrt wird und nicht mal deutsche wissen, was es ist und nur in der deutschen sprache gibt es und es ist mindblowing und sie sprach einfach über konjunktiv

she also "complains" about dating and beer

My favourite lesson about German is that *umfahren* is the opposite of *umfahren*

From Bismarck:"Je weniger die Menschen darüber wissen, wie Gesetze und Würste gemacht werden, destso besser können sie schlafen". "The less you know about the making of laws and sausages, the better you sleep."

She forgot the "Kackwurst"

Da hat sie aber auch alles verwurstet.

If someone is wurschtig, he is a slacker.

In some regions of Germany Würstchen are so important that you can easily find tons of pictures of the local governor by googling Söder + Nürnberger

that's because we're a land of the best sausages ever

"White people don't have culture"

What about rache ist blutwurst?

How is it that "this is sausage to me" means I don't care, but "now it's about the sausage" means now it's serious, which is another way of saying now I care Smh Germans are the wurst. Haha jk

Sieht wie eine Presswurst aus.

Who is she?

@bowtiedwhitebat I’m not sure why, but German girls really do love sausage.

@Still_Not_Bob LOL I love all of these so much

Somehow I feel like she is teaching me how to talk like a retarded German. Not that Germans are retarded but she wants me to sound retarded.

Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei... Love is ending in a very German way

du hs

@AldousH57500603 I love her

Wer ist denn dieses schnittige Gerät?

Sie spricht akzentfrei.

TIL that butthurt is English for “insulted Leberwurst” 🤔

Die Erde ist eine Bratwurst, Mädel!

“Rache ist Blutwurst” - revange is blood sausage That means, that the expected revange will be bloody and delicious

I'd love to give her another sausage-lesson.