Gleyber Torres can finally play baseball with a beard

Immediate add of +10 aura. Yankees poverty season gonna hit like crack

It’s softball season! Get your braids done for the game!

The instant aura you get after leaving the Yankees needs to be studied

But can he finally bat .270 with 30 HRs again

Well, if having a beard has him play with hustle without the need for public shaming, then god bless. Wish him nothing but wins, unless he’s playing the Yankees.

All-Star szn incoming

I'm sure he'll hit 60 homeruns now that he can play with a beard and diamond earrings.. hahahahahaha

"Plays baseball" being the variable phrase. Don't mind me, I'm just glad 2024 is over. LOL.

He might hit 30 tanks

Son looks like Javy od

gotta be worth another 5-7 home runs next year!