GM. Be a hero today.

I think if I went to a funeral for a relative and I found out they'd been crushed by a cow they were trying to save falling on them I'd be OK with it.

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This cow was obviously a god in animal form. This was a test.

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Good on that dude. A very noble thing.

God sends righteous shepherds to those in need

Where's the Swiss cow air-taxi service when you need it?

What a retard, she had probably been up and down that hill a dozen times already