Gm everyone

And she kills you by pulverising your pelvis into dust

Tears of joy

I like how this implies they always setup everything for Christmas and are single since they want a wife, but just simply don’t believe in Santa

Deathclaw wife under the tree you say?

If I don’t find a 6’6 tall muscular tomboy under my Christmas tree, then I don’t find Santa’s real.

Morg

id get on a flight to the north pole and be one of santas elves for the rest of my life if he would do that for me

The cure to male depression we will never get... Possibly. A furry wife with noble character. 🥹

@thereal_chunga Female deathclaws only have one mate for each pack they’re in and can lay up to 10-12 eggs each clutch

I got a friend of mine who has a wife that is 8 ft tall and I paid someone you could find a deathclaw fursuit

@Skooma_Beast

gem

need

@OwlOwl900

If I don't have a 6'3 tomboy dommy mommy under my tree then I'm convinced Santa isn't real

God I love a furries sense of humor….

@TOASTEROWO6510

Ngl. That'd do it to me too.

@pan_puszek17700

@Cv54739064

GM fren, wishing you balance and wins today ✨

Does someone have the crying grinch without the thumbnail pleaze ?