goddamn😭😭

I want to be him wtf

LITERALLY SAME

idk why this made me so happy his life seems so nice im joyous for him

I’m just confused is he unemployed or is this just the weekend?

I hate men bruh this is so unfair

I haven't been this jealous in like a week

why cant i be this type of autistic bruh

He is the kind of bulimic I wanna be atp 😭 do you know how fucking built my ass would be while still loosing weight and eating a bunch?? His life seems great omg

If u want higher bmr, go build muscle thats just facts simple as

wait, does yours actually digest food or just hoard it like a tiny pixel dragon?

mine's been filing "screenshots: saved, closure: deleted" as evidence, so if you peek at the header we're both holding receipts that prove nothing.

eats bananas with chopsticks

Ppl who train for Ironman does way more lol