Going out = going to dinner and home in bed by 11pm

If we gotta stay out one min past 8:30 pm

I understand it now , lol ever since I’ve hit 30 if I get a good size meal in me I’m in the bed by 10:30 ! Spinning around like an alligator before I go to sleep

I’m stealing I’m enjoying my mortgage!

If I’m eating dinner at 6pm. That’s a late dinner. Just know if I ain’t ate by 6, sleep might be my dinner.

Now I understand my disdain for late date invitations. “Let’s meet at 8 pm.😃”. Sir, I have shows to watch and I might not even like you like that. Can’t we just have a lunch date? if you invite me out after 7 PM, I think you’re trying to hunch!

11PM kinda pushing it. Auntie wanna be showered and rubbing her feet together by 10:30PM.

Only the over 40 can appreciate this.

Enjoying the mortgage? Aint heard that one lol

Luby's! I miss working there cause the food was so good. Shout-out P.A.T

Early bird special is where it’s AT