Going to time-out

A slap a day keeps the kitten from going astray

"don't you ever scare me like that again"

Might be right time to get a new weather widget

that's literally my childhood

Mama had her mouth full but I can just FEEL her mumbling “these damn kids I swear”

Been there!! You lose your kid, you find him, you hug him and cry, then want to beat the crap out of him!

Every mom: relief to pissed off in a heartbeat.

This kitten is either Asian or African.

You don’t hear me calling you?

Asian mom be like………

You don’t tell the psychologist. You just put your head down at the next session and cry loudly. 😂