Good morning…

Performative Christianity is so cringe.

Matthew 6:1 “Beware of practicing your righteousness before men to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven.”

Yes, canonically, Jesus was really into these performative pious displays and never had anything negative to say about them at all 🙄

All of that when all he had to do was be kind and listen to one another.

Same vibes

Sorta on brand…

This is what Christianity is all about

I’m assuming he was running from his gay thoughts?

Same vibes

But...why didn't he just run ON the beach?

You know it would probably be better if you just read that thing and really understood it.

I think fist century Christians would see this stuff as the Antichrist

lol

Now THAT'S crossfit.

Performative fake Christianity

you cant be crucified on that tiny cross, be serious

All Jesus said to do was love your neighbor, man.

Would be more impressive if he nailed himself to that cross and then ran. Just saying

He should probably open the book and read what it has to say about performative Christianity.

I mean how small do they think Jesus was, that ain’t the cross.

Once he builds up the income stream, he will switch to more comfortable, air-conditioned, sports arena type of Christianity where real money is:

Same vibes

after hours

When I was a Jehovah's Witness this is how we trained going door-to-door.

Bet he can’t name a single verse

If this doesn't convince people that there's an evil monster that we're supposed to worship, nothing will.

Why’d he take a treadmill outside? This is really getting stupid.

expect to see this nigga on tha diddler list in a couple years