got sideswiped by an illegal alien from outer space

OMG IT AUTO-SUBTITLED MY BAD SPANISH!!

And people say Rome wasn’t built in a day.

BLOOM TRANSITION

My dawg.

I see that seatbelt keeping thetitty holstered

solid muscle

Holy crap you replied! Ily Toby thanks for introducing me to Minecraft all those years ago!

Oh fer crying' out loud! That happened to Mr. Knucklebones a while back, on the highway! Indian woman decided to change lanes without even looking, then cried amd babbled when cops showed up. Surprise no surprise, no license no insurance. Both cars totaled, we were SOL 🤬

Tomorrow marks 6 years since I watched a Mexican on pills floor through a one way at an intersection and slam her Mustang into the traffic signal control box right in front of me

Dang! They got you. And then they teamed up on you! You should have called ICE and teamed up on them. I guess the camera settled it all. Next time there is Google translate. You could have eavesdropped on the ladies story. Why did you deal with security and not the cops?

My parents were backing out of a parking spot at Walmart a few months ago and an illegal immigrant woman with 9 other people in her SUV swerved into them and totaled the back end. The police came and the woman (in Spanish) told the cops my parents backed into her.

!!!!

Was it a ballchinian?

😂😂😂

I GOTTA LOSE 20 POUNDS

if end up going to Florida swing by Iowa and pic me up I need out of here

Sounds like an Album Cover.

kek

DO U LIKE MY SWORD SWORD SWORD MY DIAMOND SWORD

Come to Florida

SPRING BREAAKKK

Less bullshit here! You got the “Florida Man” kinda attitude!

I thought you already lived in Florida?

I like moving around

Dude, are you like... Okay? You look like you're on the verge of tears.

I love you man! lol you are a wreck but I love it!!!

stay safe out there

valid crashout

Sounds like an Album Cover.

AAHHH ALIEN KITTY

How did you know it was an "illegal alien"?

Just call them what they are, invaders.

“Darkness, Redness, Whiteness…”

Fell off

did the aliens eat your buick?

How do you feel about arizona?