Got the new ad to work on here. Here's our new Internet ad.

Voted for you by mail. I don't live in your district, but WTF, some rules are made to be broken.

That’s the spirit

Just sent in a California ballot I was mistakenly sent and voted for you from thousands of miles away. And to think I was just going to sell that ballot! Disaster averted, Congressman!

I was going to vote for you anyway (multiple times), but using the smash hit from David Soul in your ad certainly sealed the deal.

Although David "Don't Give Up On Us, Baby" Soul has moved on to his great reward, I've been assured by at least one A.I. that the other half of Starsky and Hutch would, in fact, be voting for Jack Kimble if he knew who Jack was.

truly inspiring, well done Rep. Kimble 👍

Hopefully once in office you will remember your promise to take the money allocated to the ludicrous “free lunches for poor kids” program and redirect the funds to our president’s favorite vanity project.

I won’t give up on you. Like JD said, give us another chance. How can I not? As with any wave, once it hits bottom, there’s no way but up! Here’s to an outstanding campaign…and remember when shooting for the stars, aim for the lowest ones first.

“Rancho Podrido”. Awesome.

That was beautiful, sir. If I wasn’t so scared of being called gay, I would admit I cried watching that. Kimble is a red blooded American patriot and he has my vote

Chills, Jack.

You put a lot of Soul into that ad.

I voted early here in Virginia before seeing this ad. Can I still vote for you by mail?

Yes!

I hope this puts to rest once and for all that vicious rumor started by your inept woke opponent that you're not really a congressman!

Jack Kimble for president... of the observable universe (and beyond if they're clever) Aliens be damned.

Jack: Canada is so gonna whoop Dumb McNamara's tattooed sorry ass and then force him to learn French.

You’ve got my votes - mail-in and otherwise.

I have no words for this. The most astonishing part is that you seem to have located the “two and four“ that your party seems to find elusive and sometimes painful.

I am an American first and foremost but I am also a part of the rhythm nation

“Sing it with me…” -Janet

Just don't ask me to dance it

Voting for you 3x in November, from NYC!

Now i wish i were part of California’s 54th district just to vote for you.

Enough thirst trapping, sir

No matter where you live, vote for Rep. Jack Kimble in november.😜

Wife and I just sent in our ballots, we both voted for you!

Seeing you drive that mini car convinced me you really are one of us. I can’t wait to vote for you again and again. What State do I mail my ballot to?

Sir, I’ve got tears in my eyes watching your tremendous ad. Of course you already have my vote, but I’m giving up dinner for the next month so I can donate to your campaign. My 54th district needs strong manly patriots like yourself to stop the commies and illegals. USA! USA!

This ad's got me all in the feels......

This makes me want to go out and rake a forest!

Still voting for you Rep Jack! Early and often. The new beard looks great. Happy to see your transition was successful!

Jack for president 2028

Anyone who isn't inspired by this is a bonehead

Those boneheads built this country

Can't miss.

Nice ad, except for leaving San Recto out. Why Jack, why?

Oh yeah. Writing you in for something in OH. You want to be Governor or Senator?

You look so happy, Jack. It's inspiring me to donate another $50,000. Same drop location in a brown paper bag?

Patriot!