Grab this chance now

sign me the fuck up

No you give me your virginity

Hi I am 22 and ready

Not a virgin but sign me up lol

Alas, I cannot agree to this deal as someone else already took that from me before completely ghosting me. Wasn't great honestly. Getting ditched like yhat really fucked with my head. I still don't know what I did wrong 😕

Tempting offer

100%

Deal, rn, unvirgin me like some cheap olive oil

I am in

I uhh.. i alr lost mine

Hm tempting

It’s a better deal than you realize.

Sure

Change offer, you take my virginity, my face becomes ur chair?

end her.

But I hear you turn into a wizard if your still a virgin at 30

I no longer have my virginity, but would take this deal in a heartbeat!

WHERE DO I SIGN

Bet

sorry, but you are like ~20 years to late for that 🤡

No, fuck you!

I mean, I would take the deal. But I have very low expectations of it happening.

I’m in

Yes I agree

Sign me up but u just full of words and not committed for real