Grandad Squarepants talks about his life under the sea

Alt ending I had was that SpongeBob and Patrick couldn’t be together and he’d marry wee Sandy and she’d die and Patrick would come to the door years later and say “I’m sorry I wasn’t here SpongeBob, I was scared” and he’d say “Well you’re here now” but it took me too long to say

OH SO YOUR FUNNY THING IS TO MESS ME UP HUH? YOU LIKE MESSIN ME UP BIG GUY? WELL IT WORKS

I’m doing a reverse Monsters Inc: getting the same energy from inflicting psychic damage as I do from getting laughs

Squidward being Protestant checks out.

jiminy fuck I was not expecting PATHOS

As a Donegal man, I can confirm I've met at least fifty old men who could have told this exact story. I'm in bits here 😂👏🏼👏🏼

The emotional turmoil this put me through

Oh jesus fuck i didn't think i was going to cry at this one.

@EllieVioletta Lol, "he was a Protestant, but we were friends" Imagining now what the Troubles were like in Bikini Bottom