GREAT MARKETING IDEA? 😈

"Ma'am - you already have quality tested three of the same brand, you are abusing store policy and holding up other customers. Can you just - "

How long do you have to go without coomming to get the 50% off?

and once you go in you can’t leave

That store would need a: A steady supply of lube and... b: A steady supply of disinfectant

I think the only problem I see with this is the sanitary portion of this store. The amount of cleaning that needs to be done is fucking astronomical.

I feel like that kind of business is gonna only benefit here and NO ONE else. Like the doors aren't even gonna be open anytime soon- everything is closed and she's like the only customer in her own store.

This is a great way to spread STDs.

Only issue is you'd end up buying the whole selection

STD center

My god……..