Gregg Turkington

Type of speech he gives at an Oscars special before it cuts to a picture of John Travolta

aw man he's missing out; you can love movies AND waste time and money on alcohol. even at the same time

Depends on what Star Trek movie he thinks is set in San Francisco

I need to hear his appraisals of You've Got Mail or Arthur 2: On The Rocks before I can commit to this

type of shit he says before talking about Step Lively, Jeeves!