Guess I’m white now.

So, while I applaud your conversion and welcome it whole heartedly, there are some things you need to know. 1. You are now the most reviled person on earth. I’m not sure you’re aware but white men (you, now) are inherently evil and responsible for every bad thing that ever happened anywhere. 2. You are not allowed to defend yourself against #1. Otherwise you’re racist, bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, etc. You are those things anyway but don’t let that confuse you. 3. You are not allowed to talk about anything white men have ever accomplished and if you do, see #2. 4. Your white privilege will be be used to denounce anything and everything you say. 5. You can be legally discriminated against and no one will care (except other white men who are worthless and useless anyway). This list is not comprehensive. Is just a good starting point.

Welcome to being white, where everyone hates you for solving all of their problems and funding their entire existence.

As a representative of all caucasians, we fully embrace your new identity <3. Seriously though, these divisions based on skin color instead of character are just stupid. Ask any Veteran, if you were in the army, the only color that mattered was the green you wore, blue in the navy. We are all the same under the skin, only differences are our choices.

Welcome to the white race, your initiation starts with showing up 4 hours early to the airport on your next flight

The council of white people had a meeting, and reviewed your proposal. We accept your terms. Congratulations fellow white man.

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If you're white now, we make our potatoe salad a little different.

Welcome brother. Don’t expect an invite to the privilege meetings, I’ve never seen one. 😉😊

Well may I say, you have a beautiful tan for being Caucasian. 😉

Ha ha, this is Gold dude. I followed you for so long. I love your content and as an Australian I don’t know what I am either but you know what? I’m glad to have you welcome.