Guess what I’m doing today?

Going for teeth whitening ?

Oh no, it’s not Dignitas is it Kay? 🙄

Going to catch a flight to turkey to get your teeth done

Nice day in France, we should definitely Rejoin 🤪

Investigating @UKLabour & Nick Brown? No, I didn’t think so

Nobody gives a flying fuck, love

Annoying ordinary people on X who somehow find you gallivanting through their feed!

Having your teeth whitened?

Thinking of war hero Prince Andrew the nonce

Nobody cares.

I remember getting Christmas cards on Christmas morning with a cut out from the Kay’s catalog of the toy is was going to get in the January sales! 🤣

Being a cunt??

Don’t know and not interested

Brushing your teeth?

Even doing ‘normal’ things alarm bells ring with you Kay. Guys, imagine living with this weirdo

Getting a face lift ?

Going to the shop to buy some toothpaste 👀

To meet Prince Andrew?

Jumping from the top of Nelsons column into a half pint glass of elderbury gin dressed as a burlesque dancer with silver roller skates. (No net or assistance.) Do I win a prize ?

Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll include talking a lot of shit.

Umm... Being totally irrelevant?

All that money and you have the teeth of a junky tramp !

Being a cunt as usual

Not one normal person gives a flying fuck.

Dying your barnet?

Nobody cares