Guts please, she will do anything! 😭

Guys*

Doubtful she can reshingle a roof.

I’d be a former officer …

Officer: Anything??? The lady: Yes, anything.... Officer: Can you please keep quiet until we process your arrest....

I know one of the cops like “anything”

The other officer looking at him like:

This is how pornos start

You just know later that night the cop was in bed thinking about this exact moment

Imagine before body cams.

Call me unethical but I would immediately think about that second floor closet extension I've been needing someone to build.