Guy who's never been to a space bar before:

Special thanks to my behind-the-scenes production team, and here they are:

What is Space Force? Is it Really Real? #spaceforce #nasa #StarTrek

What'saspacebar?

Some of the best drunk acting I've ever seen. That it's done by a teetotaler is astonishing.

that's some really convincing jizz that alien's playing

I give this 12/12 parsecs

This is brilliant. Well before we met I used to have a bit of standup about this self same topic -why are spacebars like that. Where’s the light. Then something about I’d prefer aliens in estate pubs trying to sell you some alien shellfish - this is much better

Bumface guy about to die in space - he's eating his own bumface! 🧐

Dammit Ten Forward, your tables also glow! I thought you were better than that! Why must every space bar betray me?!