Guys, what’s stopping you dressing like this

Men want to dress like this

My balls

Testosterone. That's what's stopping me. And self respect, of course.

Because I dont wnat to draw attention to myself because I don't need attention. Just saying!!

Sanity and a reasonable amount of self respect.

I am a Caucasian and caucs just can't pull off wearing stuff like that without looking like a clown.

I don't want to blind all nearby drivers.

Because only Elvis could pull this kinda stuff off and he’s way gone and before my time.

Because I don’t want to be taken to a psychiatric hospital lol

Wait, I thought guys wanted to dress like this.