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Haaland is genuinely not human ๐ญ
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Don't try to walk into a train and definitely don't be in front of one.
You said it all
Cow milk is the secret ๐คซ
Dudeโฆ
Es broly
Who would even dare to get close to him?
Some always want to try
He might even be tough enough to play rugby
or just a normal athlete playing through contact instead of being a flopping quit on the play bitch, rare in soccer
Haalnda not human๐ haalnda is..... Hai ๐
They R called Vikings...
For His height He is fckn fast
That's what happens when you put Vikings in the futbol field. ๐คฃ
When a rugby player plays football
Thatโs an alien ๐
Yeah, heโs not human and not a footballer either. In the clip, heโs just pushing and hurting people but hasnโt scored even one goal.
He is literally a Titan playing striker
If I'm the defender I ain't defending shit when his running like that. It's like meeting a dumptruck head on and trying to stop it.
Well there are a million hybrid human/aliens living amongst us so I'd say he's a good candidate.
He is a cute baby
That's honestly just what happens when the sport isn't played by short guys. People have been so used to strikers being 170cm tops, so when an actual 195cm shows up, he's just gonna bulldoze you once he gets sprinting
Es un vikingo ....
Finally a guy that doesnโt flop and heโs โnot humanโ
He's basically a created player in FIFA with all stats maxed out.
Tomara q ele passe por cima do neymar pra gente se livrar dessa praga pra sempre
Not until he met Saliba ๐
Shut up man
Heโs a viking. Not a pussie
After messi-ronaldo-naymar, Halland-Mbappe-Yamal is the trio to watch ๐ค
now show him running into saliba and falling over
Heโs fun to watch
Notice he is not passively receiving contact, he is initiating.
Hes Juggarnaut
How is this even possible
Haaland is Haaland until He meets King Saliba๐๐๐๐
Itโs not just that heโs easily fending off men tackling at him harshly, itโs that heโs doing it while running at FULL SPEED!! wtf is wrong with him
He would make such a good American football player (the other football, not soccer)
