Haaland is genuinely not human 😭

Don't try to walk into a train and definitely don't be in front of one.

You said it all

Cow milk is the secret 🤫

Dude…

Es broly

Who would even dare to get close to him?

Some always want to try

He might even be tough enough to play rugby

or just a normal athlete playing through contact instead of being a flopping quit on the play bitch, rare in soccer

Haalnda not human😛 haalnda is..... Hai 😂

They R called Vikings...

For His height He is fckn fast

That's what happens when you put Vikings in the futbol field. 🤣

When a rugby player plays football

That’s an alien 😂

Yeah, he’s not human and not a footballer either. In the clip, he’s just pushing and hurting people but hasn’t scored even one goal.

He is literally a Titan playing striker

If I'm the defender I ain't defending shit when his running like that. It's like meeting a dumptruck head on and trying to stop it.

Well there are a million hybrid human/aliens living amongst us so I'd say he's a good candidate.

He is a cute baby

That's honestly just what happens when the sport isn't played by short guys. People have been so used to strikers being 170cm tops, so when an actual 195cm shows up, he's just gonna bulldoze you once he gets sprinting

Es un vikingo ....

Finally a guy that doesn’t flop and he’s “not human”

He's basically a created player in FIFA with all stats maxed out.

Tomara q ele passe por cima do neymar pra gente se livrar dessa praga pra sempre

Not until he met Saliba 💀

Shut up man

He’s a viking. Not a pussie

After messi-ronaldo-naymar, Halland-Mbappe-Yamal is the trio to watch 🤍

now show him running into saliba and falling over

He’s fun to watch

Notice he is not passively receiving contact, he is initiating.

Hes Juggarnaut

How is this even possible

Haaland is Haaland until He meets King Saliba💀💀💀💀

It’s not just that he’s easily fending off men tackling at him harshly, it’s that he’s doing it while running at FULL SPEED!! wtf is wrong with him

He would make such a good American football player (the other football, not soccer)