HAHAHAHAHADBZBSB WHAT IS THIS SHIT

(This is obviously not real by the way)

“You are having a heart attack, stay relaxed and continue breathing normally” The background music:

“You are having a heart attack, do NOT resume physical activity.” Me:

“You are having a heart attack”

"Stay relaxed and continue breathing normally" The music:

Sounds like a skill issue tbh

This is required for a 100% run

"you are having a heart attack, please remain calm" Background music:

Shiho Fujii getting the commission from Nintendo to score the player’s real-life heart attack

"you are having a heart attack GET SCARED GET SCARED SCREAM NOW"