Hair Harvest Drain System 😮 (Patent Pending)

So that’s how he did it

Me showing off my fit after shaving my pubes for a whole year

That’s fucking nasty I’m sorry 😭

Hold on I can make my own sweatshirt using my own ass hair

Does it come with the ballsack smell?

Harry didnt like Miss Weasleys pubic hair sweater this year, yet wore it all the same.

Don't mind me rocking my pubic sweater with matching beanie and socks

the patent pending part is sending me, like someone's gonna steal the shower drain empire

thats disgusting nigga

LET ME MAKE A SCARF.

This one should've stayed in your drafts

Between the wife and girls this would be filled in a week.

I'm glad you like your sweater from Christmas, I literally made it myself. 😁😂

😂

the hair from my ass and my balls becoming a wig

(An artistic recreation of how i feel like watching a modern Zack D. Films video)

When my family figures out that they’ve been wearing my nut hair

So ima be having straight ball hair and puh hair on me?

Ew.. ..but recycling

i cant wait to wear my pubes sweatshirt

Reminds me of SpongeBob making that sweater for squidward with his own eye brows

Don't think I'd want to wear a Pubic Pullover or Hair Pie Hoodie...

yeah im gonna have to pass.....shower drains are nasty half the time as showers are where people go to get clean...which means all that dirtiness they just cleaned up and is coming off them? down that drain....not to mention 'loose hairs' so you telling me pubes could be in there too? fuuuuck that lol

I'm going to go ahead and call BS on there being any patent for this. And if there is, what the actual fuck.

No need to patent no one wants to do thid

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT THE HECK IS JUST WATCHED?!?!?!!!

Type of shit you would see in cyberpunk

Zack...is your brain ok...did the aliens examine your brain