halfbaked dogshit, falls flat on what was a really intriguing concept. Just watch this edit instead

just in case this post goes past the normal people who interact with my tweets, this is the person who did the incredible edit

that's interesting, but what do you think of this?

There's probably a good movie about suburban isolation and duplicity hidden beneath all of this. Too bad we had to settle for another "Satan made me do it".

This site told me it was "le scariest movie ever made :O" and it turned out to be a Silence of the Lambs ripoff with one singular jumpscare. Bo-ring.

God I wish Longlegs would’ve been as cool as it was advertised. And I love the way the film looks and Maika Monroe is great in it but man I did not like where it ended up

Has 3rd act syndrome but looking at it as a an allegory for CSA kind of boosted my rating

What I’m sayin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hyped to hell just for the villain to-give her the documents- just for her to forget her own birthday- for NO ONE to connect the dots about the daughter’s birthday?!?

Man i really do like this film alot more than most. I see it as a bit of a deconstruction on the aesthetics of horror as a genre. Having the presentation of one of these modern "elevated" horror flicks while being full of stereotypes and cliches, even down to the marrketing.

Chill, it was a solid movie. Nothing to write home about but definitely not dogshit

It’s like 60% of the way to a really special movie but I don’t think Oz Perkins is talented enough to fully realize his own ambitions

it had so much potential