Handy for those hosepipe bans, the never ending watering can 😬🤣🤭

My hosepipe identifies as a watering can so it’s all good 👍

As a nation, we all need to stop blaming hosepipes for all our troubles! You're all hosepipeophobes! I for one welcome more hosepipes.

I use my bath water until they ban baths

You dont need the watering can, the hose can just identify as a non watering hose

i bought a cheap cordless pressure washer, i fill a bucket from my water butt and use the washer on spray setting to water, makes life so much easier, and nobody can accuse me of using a hosepipe 😂

Absolutely 💯

They keep telling us the State pension is a benefit, so all good in senior land.

You know his grass is going to die now. Watering it in the sun cooks the grass.

@MarcNeal18745 Absolutely disgraceful behaviour. Crocs and socks. 🤣

@Colleenfrances Shameful how reservoirs like one near me can be drained in a heatwave for “maintenance” in the first place

Don't water during the day always first thing in the morning

Pretend you are on the dole and you can piss away millions of gallons like the bastard water companies have done for decades

It’s like magic 🪄 lol

It's a hosepipe ban, not a nozzle ban.

Brilliant!

Install a water tank,say 5000 litres,and run yr roof water into it. . Then youve got endless water. Install a pump as well,and you can refill yr toilets.

Love it! 🤣

Sorry to spoil your day but a hosepipe ban is actually a hosepipe ban for any purpose not just tap water. No hosepipe at all.

I've got a forever full teapot 🫖 😁

Why would you water grass?

Genius 😂😎👏🏻

Well done.

🧐😂🫡

😂👏🏻 Bravo

😂😂😂

SUPER FUNNY!

Brilliant 🤣

Still using the hose though, think it through!! FFS I see some shit banter on here but this wins it today!!

I legit need to top up my fully stocked pond but I just know my arsehole neighbour will report me.

hahaha made me chuckle

😂😂😂

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