Happy Easter everybody

[after leaving Beauty and the Beaster] ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: A lot of Lyn— ME: A LOT of Lynyrd Skynyrd for an Easter play!

As soon as I saw Gaston lift that log and Belle stretch her arms over the door, I knew what was about to happen. The subtle artistry of this production was truly moving.

I'm a little preplexed that they chose not to crucufy the character who dies and then comes back to life.

My face realizing they killed Belle

Wake up babe, new Easter Church Play just dropped.

Belle out here breaking the [stain]glass ceiling for pop culture Christ figures

TRANSMASC LION JESUS WALKED SO THAT GIRLBOSS JESUS COULD RUN

If I had had money on this I could not have predicted the song choice in a million years

obsessed with the fact there's no cross, she just died by battering ram and then t-posed