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DarkMatter25251 year ago

Wish I could go back in time to when Jesus was on the cross and tell him that his pain and suffering will result in delicious snacks.

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Solar Heavy1 year ago

New single just landed! take the journey

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Alexander1 year ago

... then embalmed in oils and spices a second time to ensure an even outer texture...

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Chris1 year ago

Might be one of the most cringy ones you’ve posted in a while 😂

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Tepid War 🐦‍🔥1 year ago

Jesus was dead for 20 minutes at 375 degrees

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One Life1 year ago

And after three days he was nice and crispy and tasted of cinnamon? 🤭

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Oh Crapsicles! 🐄 📚🗞📘📖1 year ago

He ...was...melted all over the inside of the tomb?😬😵‍💫

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RORO 2.01 year ago

The cringe is amazing

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padrenurgle1 year ago

Jesus is rizzin'

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🇵🇸🍉Plastic Paddystinian🍉🇵🇸1 year ago

And just like Easter, it's all a bit of feel-good fluff that disappears as soon as you expose the narrative to some intense grilling

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marks_ism🐓🌌1 year ago

Damn thanks for converting me

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Desiree Alliance1 year ago

There's a minute of my life I'll never get back

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Jack Ross 🇺🇸1 year ago

I want to try making those anyway.

AMI 🇺🇸✊🏽🇳🇬✊🏾🏳️‍🌈✊🏿's profile picture
AMI 🇺🇸✊🏽🇳🇬✊🏾🏳️‍🌈✊🏿1 year ago

It’s a cult

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Agent97521 year ago

I prefer Christ on the Holy Tortilla.

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Sharon Harker1 year ago

So Jesus was a marshmallow? 🙄

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Krimson1 year ago

They want us to eat his tomb?

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The Barefoot Sage1 year ago

After 3 days they baked Jesus?

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Luigi’s GF1 year ago

I can’t let the gang know I fw the Jesus marshmallow treats

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ɐɹɐɔS,O ʇolɹɐH1 year ago

What is wrong with people. Have they never heard of kitchen parchment?

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Jamie-TheGrim-Yaar1 year ago

My Brain.

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if decades can happen in weeks then why am I alive1 year ago

this isnt the weirdest thing mormons do.

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Ghost Babel1 year ago

Those things are delicious to be fair

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Benjamin NOTanOrca 🐀1 year ago

that's clearly egg, not oil & the jesus treats didn't rise, they collapsed like bad souffles

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Cool Dad now on BlueSky (same handle)1 year ago

Even the Easter Bunny is confused.

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Jersey1 year ago

Resurrection rolls. Hard Pass

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A • ladyfella 🌻1 year ago

That actually looks kinda good, might try my hand at some Jesus Tombs this week 😂

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PoliticalBirdDinners Ⓥ 🐀1 year ago

Cringey as heck but I bet they’re tasty. I’ve got a bag of giant campfire sized vegan marshmallows and I just might make these. Throw some chocolate in there too maybe. Maybe some peanut better too? Idk

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Zachary Smith1 year ago

That would taste so much better without that marshmallow

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Rhuks🇭🇹🇿🇦🍉1 year ago

The chocolate eggs have more sense now...