...happy Friday everyone!

Imagine being his fat mate that he met up with, and is so disgusted by, that he had to get a tattoo with a daily reminder not to end up like you.

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He is convinced he has all life’s answers isn’t he?

no-one doing it like him.

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what a cunt

Every time I see him talk I just think “and you wonder why you didn’t fit in at BT Sport?” Joe Cole and Peter Crouch are probably having a laugh about an innuendo Crouchy just made and this LinkedIn loser is trying to be like “yeah but guys can we just remember death…yeah?”

"Hmm, How can I subtly show off I have a rolex."

'Memento Mori or: How I managed to show off my Rolex and how absolutely massive my gaff is in less than a minute'

Who the fucks sending invites to funerals?

Oh ffs I liked this motto until I saw this video

Jake's slightly overweight mate seeing this

Subtly getting the Rolex logo on his watch clasp in, absolutely liquid Humphreys.

Jake Humphrey is a fucking whopper

So Red Richardson, just needs the mention of Delicious Derek

@_pc_ get yourself round to a parlour in Gdansk pronto

He’s the WORST

So he watched 28 years later and it changed his life ?

Personal dev final boss. A literal AI-generated self help guru

@ElliottNicklin

David brent "well, just say mid to late 40s".

All dressed in black. He’s ready for it

At least he’s got his shirt on this time

@KGOD1995

Is he robbing that house?

He’s such a melt

How is it the first thing he’s sees every morning Does the mong sleep with his wrist over his eyes 😂

Insufferable.. you just know he’s not in any of the small group chats with his mates..

God he’s insufferable

@19andrew85

And if it couldn’t get worse, he supports Norwich City….

Elite mentality 😂

I can never work out if he’s just on a constant wind up or he just massively lacks any self awareness 😂

David brent and alan partridge love child

We’re all on our way out. Act accordingly all tell Jake to fuck away off