happy halloween

Larry is the CEO of standing on business and the man bats 1.000

Even funnier is when he calls the cops and wants to file a hate crime because they called him a bald asshole. Cop: "Sir, I'm bald. I'm not offended." Larry: "With all due respect you shave your head. We don't consider you part of the bald community."

Larry, as usual, was totally right

"I didn't know it was gonna be Felony-or-Treat"

He is right though. There has to be a cut off . It’s an unwritten rule

People forget that Cheryl didn’t seemingly have a job and was living in this mansion. Then divorced Larry and immediately started hooking up with Ted Danson. Low-key villain.

There’s sort of an implied social contract - “trick or treat”. Next time I advise you give the treat.

Bald asshole? That’s a hate crime!

The thing with Curb, he’s always mostly right 😂

This dude said I’d like to get my kid in your class after saying they look 16 or 17 💀