HAPPY HARD MONDAY EVERYONE WE ARE SO BACK

it was yaoi central for me today

this will really mean something to me like a week from now thank you

@danielhowell THANK YOU IT WAS CRAZY😭😭😭

should we de-green now?

exercise your privilege i didn't get a choice to get my lovely white towels back

alright my friend daniel howell i will stay green

@AmazingPhil the tarot section was great (this is coming from a tarot reader)

phil will be proud he has honoured his genetic psychic legacy

please tell him that he SHOULD be proud; in fact i can see him successfully doing collective tarot readings on youtube, trust he would be really good at this

that minion emoji is supposed to be an armpit fart noise omg girl.......

don't like to me they don't have pits he's just jorking it

@danandphiIyaoi Dan i’m tryna watch something

@danielhowell the way that's literally my tiktok too

@AmazingPhil you guys need to get into asian pears. those are peak

but how do the trees smell be real with me

@goincrazyfast rosssss

😭 we're so back

@AmazingPhil i am from bulgaria so i take the baba vanga part of the news as a notice

you'll get front row for the alien abduction for this you are blessed

thank you my friend

you guys in the back of the taxi

hello we were very normal and not green while you guys were gone

oh so you’re the reason we got blueballed this morning

your boyfriend was gaslighting you again those are absolutely richard’s boobs

split screen yaoi? what the hell, sure

girl your partner is about to fully pop that expensive chair.. DO SOMETHING

It was touch and go for a bit there this morning but we all survived!!! Welcome back!

@AmazingPhil @AmazingPhil my grandma is a robin too!! i even have her tattooed on my arm

oh heeyyyy you’re back… we didn’t even notice you guys were gone haha.. totally didn’t dye everything green either

there’s no hard mondays for my cat jupiter anymore

is your 2026 resolution to be so baby girl

look i made you green

@AmazingPhil we were so normal while you were gone, glad you’re back

swoll era

oooo you want to put this phrase on phil’s birthday cake this year soooo bad 🌀🌀🌀

phil yearns to go to the gynecologist

@AmazingPhil do you know him

all this and youve still never seen the minions movies??💔💔💔

@AmazingPhil guys i hate to be the bearer of bad news but you should probably edit this part of the podcast to only say nicole and censor the name 🫶🏼 it’s impossible to know this unless you’re chronically online but i am so i’ll do the work here xx

btw i’m the first person in my bloodline to listen to the hard launch podcast while touring the pink wall that is featured in heated rivalry

the phod was so late i had time to make banana bread

@AmazingPhil may i submit this lovely tidbit for here’s the thing 🐑🏳️‍🌈

how will you choose the dan and philm movies? (also my profile picture definitely predicted the lovers card)

so proud of you guys not mentioning piss btw

25 views in 1 min u guys fell off

begging you on my hands and knees to react to literally anything other than the hockey show i can't keep hearing about the hockey show i'm in hell it's everywhere set me free

Im GREEN with envy

it’s taking everything in me to not make The Joke rn

@danandphilposts What the fuck is that