Happy holidays from your favorite festive fish! 🐠

LMFAOOOO we are never winning shit😭

We don’t care. Get good players. Win games

This gives a whole new meaning to not being able to put a winning product on the field. Great job 👍

Jerry Dipoto signing Good players .That's all we need from you guys .No Christmas light or any other stuffs .SIGN SOME GOOD DAMN PLAYERS .

Read the room guys 🤦🏻‍♂️

Read the room…

Maybe spend this money on the field. This is bullshit

Sell the Team!

You stole @HumpyTheSalmon’s victory last season, you don’t get to use him in your marketing materials. 🫡

Happy holidays from the Seattle Mariners! We've decided to once again fill your stockings with coal. The good news is with some kegel exercising and a dedication to really, really, REALLY squeezing hard, you can turn those lumps into diamonds in no time! JS has got several lumps shoved up his ass right now!