Happy Manatee Appreciation Day! #seacows

Dave coming out to see the Manatees every day

You need the Manatee Mailbox on your dock full of puparoni so the jetski pups stop by

I one time asked where they bury the dead manatees and said they should make a cemetery for them. My friends roasted me. Since you’re super rich now can you build a manatee cemetery so I can get the last laugh with my friends. VIVA

You don’t celebrate your birthday, but you celebrate this day! I love you even more 😂

No one puts more fat guys to work than dave portnoy

@devon_skoleski

fuck yeah

Holy cow!