Happy Mother’s Day

“Everything’s gonna be robots and no one believes in GOD anymore!”

Give your beautiful wife a gift she can cherish forever.

Including Jon Benet Ramsey in your comedy routine is probably not the best judgment. “This is the country of whoever raised Tim Dillon.”

We wish her well

I showed my mom her first Tim Dillon video on Mother's Day and she loved it. Hopefully I can turn her into a Tim fan

@TimJDillon oh, you still do Patreon hih, just sucking every last dime out of the blue collar American factory worker...just know that there are children without dinner tonight but their Mother gets to watch your Patreon..."No hot dogs tonight, NOW GET TO YOUR FUCKIN ROOM"