*Harry and Malfoid making out while Moaning Myrtle calls commentary in the cuck chair* Ron fending off Snape outside of the bathroom:

@The__Unyielding Ron going blow for blow with Snape just buy a little more time

Ron is the ultimate bro and would do this in a heartbeat. The movies didn't show just how much of a real one he was.

Meanwhile dumbledore vs dobby

Peeves, Nearly Headless Nick, the Bloody Baron, and the portraits watching the Snape-Weasley fight

Meanwhile on the Way to the Bathroom:

How Ron and Snape was going at it:

Neville joins to help the bros in need and jumps snape

Man that was peak times with Stone Cold vs The Rock.

Crabbe, Goyle, Ron, and Hermione setting aside their differences to make sure that those two finally resolve their sexual tension:

on the cuck throne*

MM is not a cuck, she's a supporting friend. There are no cucks in this universe 🤫🗿

more like Dobby and Dumbledore for no reason :

My favorite thing about stone cold is that he agreed to be evil, and did evil things, but the crowd loved it so much he could never be evil in their eyes. Despite his agents, and he himself, giving evil plots, he was still considered the good guy to the fans. They're still baffled.

its gonna be something akin to ryu vs yuta tbh

The beer is Austin's hand is the limp dick potion snape brew to force on harry

Ron is the GOAT he would do it no hesitation

Cuck chair aka the toilet harry and malfoy are using to make out on while myrtle is inside