Harry Potter and Malfoid plot: *Romcom* McGonagall subplot: *Vietnam veteran* Albus and Doby subplot: *Tom and Jerry* Sirius Black subplot:

Vietnam? Bitch has fought in every Muggle war from WW1 to WW2 to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan to the breakup of Yugoslavia...

Meanwhile Lupin is hunting Vampires

Tonks subplot:

Fred and George - Lord of War

Ron and Hermione in Sirius sub plot

My favorite

Ron Vs Snape subplot

Your father would be so proud of you going to the yule ball with a Malfoy Harry… He valued a pure-blood family more than anyone else I knew, but a "mud butt" used to turn him into a crazy animal.

What the fuck happened with Sirius now Wasn't he like giving advice to Harry?

When did the sirius plot start?? I've been here all day and saw nothing

Sirius Black escaping from Azkaban

I like the concept of Neville hitting the fucking weights until the final battle where he wields the sword of Griffendor like an axe, cuts the snakes head off so hard creates a hole in the stonework and a shockwave...without magic. Passing out ass beatings to deatheaters.

I’m so behind wasn’t Sirius plot just a wingman telling Harry what to do?

"That time I got reincarnated as a clown-hunting cop"

FOR GONDOR

Mom it’s happening again

Susan Bones subplot: *absurdly normal girl trapped in an insane world*

You guys are getting Sirius Black subplots?

Is that the Sirius Black subplot? I mean, I'm here for it. I thought Sirius was just giving Harry weirdly specific advice.

I thought Sirius was just the chill uncle giving Harry dating advice??

@DodgerWing It’s so fucking based.

Uhh I'm seeing a bunch of dog fucking not sure what you're seeing.

I'm here for Gondor

@kinanria2 @Kanoh_AgitoBR Resenha agora

WHY IS MS MC A VIETNAM WAR VET???

Tf is Sirius doing

Luna Lovegood subplot:

I haven't seen this one. I saw Sirius giving Harry protips and preworkout drinks.

Voldemort should be just even more evil than he already is like an actual fucking demon

Huh?

McGonagall more like the Boss or Venom Snake haha

All right, i need and explanation about this one.