Has anyone been this hungover?

Lmao, not expecting the ending twist.

I have a buddy and one morning her rolls over and see's his black lab sleeping beside him and says "not what I was expecting Secord, but you do look better than some of the women I have woke up with".

Yup. I once woke up next to a gal that had 'Goodyear' tattooed on her side. The real bummer is that I had to wake her up to give me a ride back to my car. The ride back was crazy.

Yep , worse thing about it , it was a blind date and sent me pictures which looked hot . So went to meet her for a drink and saw her and was going to walk past her as she looked nothing like the pictures. She saw me in corner of her eye and called my name and I was like fk .

Thanks for reigniting some south florida nightmares for me

@shockwaved91117 a oldie but still funny😂

What’s he complaining about? She could easily be depressed over marrying that fatass, ugly guy.

🤣🤣🤣🤣Yup!He wasn’t ugly.I woke up in his hospital bed. He was paralyzed from the waste down. Glad to be of service.🤣🤣🤣

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Yeah and you don't know whether to wake her up or gnaw your own arm off 😀

I thought it was going to be his house but the wife!

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Reminds me of Regina Agribition in 2004, where I was kidnapped and taken to a strange motel in White City SK. We went out for breakfast the next day. I had bacon and eggs, she had….. some hay. Heard she won “Best in Show: Heifer class” but I’m not sure. Fun times.

@grok what show or movie was this?

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Hahaha. Holy shit. Lmfao

Classic! 😂

Lmao!!!!!

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Never slept with anything that bad but not a million miles off !

Hell NO‼️😂✌️🤠

Reminds me SNL chew yer arm off kit commercial skit Where they were selling you a strap on arm