Has technology gone too far?...

@CassenaCare Still making the best video content 20 years later 👏

@CassenaCare it can't do this

@CassenaCare Suits you you dipshit

@CassenaCare Need a toilet seat that zaps your ass for sitting too long.

@CassenaCare I’d buy it if Claude bot could be deployed to it so it could perform analysis of my diet and then social credit lock me out of shit food.

@CassenaCare It's probably a scam. You should test it and compare the results with precise medical devices. When you mentioned blood pressure, I knew it was impossible.

@CassenaCare but does it have the 1.2 gigawatt flux capacitor???

@CassenaCare Yes, but only if there's no Wi-Fi. Just transfer the data using an SD card.

@CassenaCare Wow. I have Crohn’s Jerry and I’m about to get surgery Monday . Any chance you or @CassenaCare want to sent me a test unit? Bless ♥️

@CassenaCare No shieeeet.

@CassenaCare Still smarter than Trump

@CassenaCare NO SAND TEST ?

@CassenaCare Toilet seat teardown was not on the bingo card

@CassenaCare No

@CassenaCare If it connects to the internet, nope!

@CassenaCare $200 for this is kinda a steal

@CassenaCare This one’s outrageous but lowkey pretty cool

@CassenaCare It still needs bidet technology.

@CassenaCare That is exactly how it should be. Technology was created to make human life better, not to exploit people.

@CassenaCare Trump promised medbeds but this is all we got.

@CassenaCare I would buy it but maybe keep it behind a firewall :D

@CassenaCare Is there anything Jerry won't rig?