Has to be Schnee. #GuardsBall

This man has power you can walk him but he’ll hit bombs

3 walks today, he deserved that so much

3 walks and a dinger. solid day schnee.

DANIEL SON

Schneeman the Demon

Someone tell Vogt that Cantillo is now a 1 inning relief pitcher and nothing more.

How often do you see that happen? Your superstar JRam gets hurt, so Arias has to move over to 3B and the utility guy, Schneeman, fills in at second. Both players hit home runs. That's baseball - you never know.

Do you realize that Schneemann literally translates to Snowman from German? Seems like it would be a good nickname and marketing opportunity.

Damn he ain’t miss that

Pen pooping bed