Have a great weekend Rotters 🍻

Okay nice pint review, but why did you let a prostitute kiss you?

She's dead behind the eyes, poor girl

Two of the driest fannies you’ll ever see

🧵 How to spot a failing ad in 3 steps: 1. Check your attribution, Meta’s vibes are a scam. 2. Look at your conversion data. Bots don’t buy. 3. Scale what works, kill what doesn’t. makes it stupid easy. Stop losing cash.

This is the Rotter Avengers

“People have been saying ‘ay, schooner’!” Hahahah no they haven’t.

What a cinematic universe that is by the way

She’s dead behind the eyes, this constantly getting walloped is taking it’s toll on her

Brewed fresh from Miss Phillips clam.

Kissing her must be like doing the salt in a tequila slammer.