Have you ever? Don’t lie.

Not yet but after this last break up I think I'm going to spend less money dating and more money at the massage parlor😂

Didn’t even know those are real

will we ever land on Mars?

I've never even gotten a normal massage, let alone a special one.

One time I had an Asian chic come on to me

Never have never would. As a concept though they are funny as hell. I’m surprised but not surprised they really exist. Every once in a while on the news you see the cops busted one and the skeezy guys you see coming out in handcuffs 😂

This dude is morphing into Tommy Chong

no I haven't but I would be down for it💯

What a classless story