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He broke the Vampire rules. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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Monarchโ™ค ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Monarchโ™ค6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Future cars๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ He's killing me literally

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

@Oseanfiana ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
@Oseanfiana6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Pele was not serious in this part at all

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

@successfull_2 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Are female vampires really lesbians? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚

OldSchool ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
OldSchool6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

"I got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see future cars." Best part.

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

For real, that part almost got me cracked up. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

ColdFire ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
ColdFire6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

These guys are clowning ๐Ÿคก lately with these funny clips

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

@Okujuruoyi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Cรถrner Kids Apparel ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Cรถrner Kids Apparel6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Danladi ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Danladi6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

He told him, "I'm just saying, y'all over here licking"

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

joseph danjuma ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
joseph danjuma6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

thinking about eaten or not , still perplexed.

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Hmmmm

Fairest Of Them All ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Fairest Of Them All6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

This duo makes everything effortlessly funny

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

That's why I love every single skit they make.

Ben Kenobi ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Ben Kenobi6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I too want to see future cars

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Lol... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Shay๐Ÿ’ซโœจ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Shay๐Ÿ’ซโœจ6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

That was so bad

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

How was it bad??

Xavier Cross ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Xavier Cross6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I preferred it before.

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Lol, but why? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Xavier Cross ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Xavier Cross6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I think deep down most gothic subcultures fantasize about the whole dom/sub dynamic in general. Taking that out of the vampire stuff seems unappealing.

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I know itโ€™s true, but sometimes a vampire can just go on with the kill without making it a 'thing.' If every interaction has to be a complex psychological power play, you lose the raw horror of a predator just being a predator. Sometimes the appeal is the danger, not the drama.

Xavier Cross ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Xavier Cross6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

For sure, I'm just stating my personal preference.

PRINCESS MIMI ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
PRINCESS MIMI6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

They were busy licking her body

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Was all that even necessary. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

AlexandraWilson ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
AlexandraWilson6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Letโ€™s eat if we want to eat๐Ÿ˜‚

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Stop doing all those hissing and licking

Zahra B ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Zahra B6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Are they rehearsing a vampire scene?

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

They scene displays how vampires make unnecessary move. That's why he said eat if you wanna eat and stop all "this and that" they were doing.. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Zahra B ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Zahra B6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Lmaoooo okayyy

Mverik ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Mverik6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Hmm this guys. Omo it's getting boring oh

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

Adukeade โค๐Ÿ’ซ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Adukeade โค๐Ÿ’ซ6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

There are consequences though

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Please tell me what the consequences are?

Purely African ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Purely African6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

These guys are so hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Key and peele, that's why they are my best

Sikanie ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Sikanie6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

This guys just kept getting hilarious

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Don't you like it that way???

PJ Cere Theberge ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
PJ Cere Theberge6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Lol

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

@PhilCere ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Lalo ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Lalo6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Okay, I'm not a big fan of Key & Peele, but that was pretty good

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

And why is that????

Lalo ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Lalo6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Why is what?

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Why are you not a fan?

Lalo ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Lalo6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Oh.... sorry, I was distracted. I just don't find most of their stuff that funny. Some is, some ain't. The substitute teacher one is objectively funny, but I actually had to deal with a fucktard like that way back in HS, once, so it just irritates me.

IMMANUEL2K4โ„ข ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
IMMANUEL2K4โ„ข6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Vampire break rule? Na so e dey end o

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Williams G ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Williams G6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

That's not good enough

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

For real.... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Midnight_Strider ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿป๐ŸŽต ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Midnight_Strider ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿป๐ŸŽต6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

โ€œI got bit on purpose so I can live forever and see future cars.โ€ Thatโ€™s the realist shit Iโ€™ve ever heard a vampire say.

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Yea... they just wanna live forever.... I kinda think he exposed the reasons of being a vampire... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Phanuel ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Phanuel6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I keep coming across Key & Peele skits I've never seen before lol.

Emmanuel David ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Emmanuel David6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I don't think he intentionally broke it,he looks so lost.

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

You don't know what you're talking about. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

IMMANUEL2K4โ„ข ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
IMMANUEL2K4โ„ข6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Vampire break rules? The guy just dey eat like say nothing dey happen

Edochie ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Edochie6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

He doesn't understand what they're doing

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

It was more like a waste of time for him, eat if you wanna eat. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nemesis ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Nemesis6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Vampire rulebreaker. Chaos follows. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿง›

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

winner ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
winner6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Vampire rules broken in the funniest way ๐Ÿ˜‚

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Lol... ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sasha X ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Sasha X6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ if you wanna eat just eat

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

That's it. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Zach Wilson ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Zach Wilson6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Lol

Tony_B ๐Ÿš€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony_B ๐Ÿš€6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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