he cant escape the horses

I watched this clip while drinking and shot tea out of my nose from laughing too hard when Chat accused him of calling Sarah Jessica Parker a horse.

he's so fucking cooked

He starts bringing up Umamusume like LowTierGod would bring out a “your mom” joke: completely unprompted

SJP defenders unite!

THE ADDICTIONNNN 👍👍👍

Uma pilled

It's been years since I last heard a SJP looks like a horse joke.

Jennifer Grey take is real af tho

Hawk tuah season 2

HE'S FAR TOO GONE I'M AFRAID!