he can't fix her

That a pretty long essay just to tell her that she’s a blown out, tatted up whore

"no one understands my life" yea im not surprised cos you barely make any sense while talking

Ah the house party kitchen philosopher. Very rare to see one out of it's natural habitat.

Word soup. Absolute fucking waffle.

You can literally see the moment she regrets asking 😂😂😂

Incompatible.

Brits can't even handle the word dude?

Bro took 3 minutes to say "Sorry not interested"

Based on the length on their conversation, they actually had a date together by default.

He coulda saved all those words and just told her she's a tatted whore.

At the end of the day, this got awkward. It doesn’t matter male or female.

Addressing an Englishman as 'dude', especially when she is also English, just sounds dumb, like she's trying to sound American. He's a proper cockney and he's having none of it.

Just say it mate, she’s a fucking state.

Bro was talking giberish for a minute but was upset at her saying 'dude'.

Is he saying he wanted to be called a woman? Hahaha dude shut the fuck up

Wow that was the most drawn out but comfortable rejection I've ever seen ... I guess because he took the attention away from her being rejected lol

Halfway through it looks like she was regretting approaching this guy.

Kind wise bloke meets Goth mental child looking for Internet points.

It's not her who needs fixing. I've known guys like that. He 100% has done a LOT of drugs in his life, and almost certainly has some mental illness as well. Nice guy, mostly harmless, but absolutely detached from reality.

The gentlest schooling from a kindly, possible ex-junkie, ever put to screen. Think I might offer to buy him lunch.

I think everyone should take what this man says, put it on a loop every morning and get on with your day at the end of the day and I mean no disrespect but no one knows one’s life male or female at the end of the day we will never understand how inspirational this truly is dude

Speaks like Christian Bale in Big Short

He has spaghetti for brains.

This dude must of majored in philosophy because STFU lol

What??? These two donuts were absolutely perfect for each other!!!

@nostalgiafkninc bro said a whole lotta nothin lol

Years of coke....and he was managing that in life. But the word dude was putting out. In da end of da day, its about the words you speak that improve your life.

Run into these geezers in the pub sometimes they never know when to s..tfu

I'd go for the $100. What is there even to think about?

Homeless David Brent.

If she didn't look like the desk from detention we could talk..

The bloke had a rough life, probably a period of alcohol or drugs, but got himself together and pays his own way and has been through the washing machine. It cost him some articulation, but I got what he was trying to say.

This reminds me of the customer service sloth scene from Zootopia .... I kept waiting for him to drop some deep sage knowledge that never came 😆

Brother… you hitting or nah? 😂

He was just spitting a bunch of BS. Nothing he said even made sense. I bet she wishes she never talked to him.