He can’t understand why we’re burning his “toys”.

my special little retard

@VisionlessDave2 Awesome. I know you have your hands full with this one.

After moving off that shithole known as the Island of Long in Suffolk, we moved to the South. We adopted our Maligator.

Why are you burning his toys?

Logs are his “toys”. Hence the quotations.

Ohhhh, I get it!!!

Dallas after today:

It's like an African seeing fire for the first time

Did you find someone in the closet…? Linger Longer

Over there like “what the fuck dad that was a good stick”

@Oddwhims “Let me tell you the story of ‘Beauty’s Hill’.”

@Oddwhims 😆👍🏿

Yeah... Mine ran once with a lit log.... funny till one of my trees went up... Now all my house in CA are gone... dumb ass dog

I hope you've broken his habit of killing the baby wild turkeys! Turkeys are ground nesters. You have a huge North Forty of land now but you have to share it with all the species that were there before you. You've seem to have trained him well. Stop him from killing the young one

"YOU ASSHOLE!" "YOU'RE BURNING A PERFECTLY GOOD STICK!"

Ohhh sticks are his toys. Got it!

Is there anything better than hanging with a kick ass dog on a beautiful day?

Es ist okay, Blondi

He is beautiful

We are as retarded as them , which is why we get along so well! One of the boys!

Better hope he dont take it personally

Aw poor Dallas

Free chud

Dumb fuck dog.

Tssss tssss why do u call him Dallas? Was he born on south fork or sumpthin?

HAHA.. I MINE TOOK A HALF LIT ONE INTO THE HOUSE ONCE. HAD TO REPLACE A LITTLE FLOORING 🤣

I have the same tactical collar on my 13 year old Labrador. She might be geriatric but she absolutely loses her mind when she sees a cat or a squirrel and totally flips out with the energy of a German shepherd.

Is that the collar from the movie up?

Nothing like a great dog. They make us better people if we let them.

🤣

Effing funny bro.

He’s all grown up!💙

Take that stupid shit off his neck. If you can’t control your dog without shocking him, it’s because your dog doesn’t respect you.

Really? He can't understand? What a dumb fucking dog.

It’s understandable, those things just don’t grow on trees you know.

Thought you were making Smoked baby turkey breast 😆