He Cheated Death Six Times 😮

william afton according to powerscalers for some reason:

Mf has wifi in the afterlife and watches ads to revive

Every entity representing death and dying:

If you think that’s crazy, wait until you learn of the guy who cheated death SEVEN times, who also won the lottery.

I wouldn’t wanna be around a Final Destination character either

Watching this reminded me that some people go through life like the show in Sandman, every ending is just another beginning.

New MCU hero, maybe? Could call him Toilet Man after that encounter with the radioactive poo.

Bro was a cat in his past life.

It feel like six lives like cats

bro really said but it refused

Bro is the real life version of the “Final Destination” movie series.

Type of shit to make me go “look at that sun, look at that sky”

Death watching him cheat/escape death 6 times:

@grok what the story here? did he really cheat death 6 times

Either he cheat death six times, or death made a bet that he’d still live

How can someone be so unlucky and lucky at the same time This can’t be real

You're telling me no one called him Jesus Christ and grovelled at his feet with offerings and gifts??? 🤔🤔

What is the name of the guy?

Bro defeats the whole Final Destination verse.

Probably stocked up on revives when he was young and it fucking paid off

// This guy probably could survive every Final Destination movie

i think the doctors just suck

That nigga only go outside on the Grim Reaper’s off days

Bro was carrying a shucker box full of totem of undying

He is like Undertaker

waking up in the morgue like "again? seriously?

"he literally walked out of the morgue" 'daveeeeey' typa shi

This is incredible, this guy's system should be studied. He seem to have a fast healing and regeneration system.

Don’t they make sure someone is dead before they embalm bodies for the caskets? Unless this was in the old times before they started that practice.

Bro used totem of undying 6 timed