HE even has a gf.... What's your excuse?

not much you can do when he goes full dragon mode

What in the world?

I've never cringed this hard my face hurts help

Not much to say here 🤣

She looks pregnant too

Well of course he has a "girlfriend." Dude's a fucking dragon, what's she gonna say? No?

given what both of them are, i'm fairly certain me being single is still a few steps up from whatever the fuck they got goin on.

Oh you think you could take him? Just wait till he activates Demon Speed

This gave me cancer

"Oh thats it, ill use my specialability🤓☝️" 🗣: FIRE OF 1000 SUNS 🔥🐲

I have no excuse. I'm just pathetic

Video should come with this warning.

I sent this to a friend once and consequently we no longer talk…

Is that idubzz and anissa

@TripleDsBTaylor mans got a lady and she looks pregnant. The arc I never saw coming.

His exaggerated movements and behavior are clearly influenced by anime media. A trend which I observe for a while now. Especially men seem to be more feminine or straight up pedo after consuming too much anime media.

Pretty sure she's the 'rental' variety.

simply never reached that level of cool. Behold the apex male.

What's all this man

She said no

Das erste was ich heute auf Xitter sehe, cool.

That guy is the type of dude to lecture you about being a good person. Then goes home to do this lol

THANK YOU DRAGON PRINCE, YOU SAVED ME!